Name: The Handcuff Song (Fantasy Football)
Duration: P00H01M32S
Description: A rap song about fantasy football handcuffs.

The Handcuff Song (Fantasy Football)

by Huseyin "The Brain"

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A rap song about fantasy football handcuffs.

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You need a strong workhorse that'll carry your roster
but if he goes down then he'll bury your roster.
And man, if I have to draft Arian Foster
I ain't brand new, I'm handcuffing him with Alfred Blue.
As long as I got a bench spot he's on my squad.
In a deep league, wouldn't give it a second thought.
Before I beat this subject to death with a stick,
I'd have to say handcuffing Adrian Peterson is a waste of a pick.
With the 3rd overall pick, I select J.C.
Jamaal Charles, handcuffing him with K.D.
Knile Davis. Ya, he's the man,
and if Charles were to go down, then both feet is where I'll land.
To get value, I'm patiently waiting;
In the mid-rounds, I'm drafting both Gurly & Mason.
I'd even handcuff Brandin Cooks with Nick Toon
because if you're No. 1 goes down, you're screwed.

Ryan Mathews that's my handcuff. That’s my handcuff. That's my handcuff!

James Starks that's my handcuff. That’s my handcuff. That's my handcuff!

DeAngelo Williams that's my handcuff. That’s my handcuff. That's my handcuff!

Jimmy Garoppolo … that's not my handcuff.

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released July 28, 1984
Written and performed by @HuseyinTheBrain for @FantasyCouch

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